Thursday, March 25, 2010

Vogue - WTF?

My previous post praised Vogue's new site look and new patterns. But today's new offerings brings a wtf...I give you....

The Satin Burka


A new design from Chado Ralph Rucci.

Ralph, I love ya, I even bought the Star Trekkie pattern from last year. But an epic FAIL for this one. I can't think of any way this would look flattering on anyone!

The I-want-my-ass-to-look-twice-as-big Jumpsuit


Really, Vogue - seriously?? There are no words! I am assuming since the model is wearing high heels that this is evening attire. If you are going to a restaurant, there is plenty of room in case you eat too much!

Another very odd dress:


All in all, I'm pretty underwhelmed.


  1. My grandmother had a poofy chenille robe that looks a lot like the Rucci dress. Who knew she was 30 years ahead of her time?

    And the jumpsuit? Totally toddler time.

  2. Yeah What the?

    I was wondering if you did the orange latin dress??? If so could you put some pics up?

    I am about to start an orange latin dress too!!

    Love your work!!

    Melbourne Australia

  3. Hi Becky,
    Thanks for the comment. I actually never did do the latin dress but I do have all the materials for it tucked away in my fabric stash...

  4. Oh no, they are terrible!!! anyway, thank you for reporting them, they are amazing ;-)

    Turin, Italy, Europe